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I know someone who is addicted to brake fluid.
- He says he can stop anytime ..
- He says he can stop anytime ..
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A girl said she recognsied me from the vegetarian club, but I had never met herbivore.
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What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head? Sistermatic.
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Favourite old favourite
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
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what do you call a man with a pack of dogs on his head?
Wolfgang.
I am so sorry but there's more where that came from.
Wolfgang.
I am so sorry but there's more where that came from.
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Gezz these jokes! I just thank God I'm an atheist
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A warning to all for the holiday period!
be careful about drink driving as we are getting closer to Christmas and Police are out there checking on drivers.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea!
Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave the beast at the pub and took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.
Because I was in a bus they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from......!!
be careful about drink driving as we are getting closer to Christmas and Police are out there checking on drivers.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea!
Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave the beast at the pub and took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.
Because I was in a bus they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from......!!
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