Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:32 am
I know someone who is addicted to brake fluid.
- He says he can stop anytime ..
- He says he can stop anytime ..
I'll get your coat John.
>8-)
Stew.
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Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:20 am
Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:10 pm
How does Moses make his tea?
- Hebrews it.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:01 pm
A girl said she recognsied me from the vegetarian club, but I had never met herbivore.
Re: Joke
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:45 am
What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head? Sistermatic.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:09 pm
Dude! This a thread about jokes, not casual nun-bashing.
Top marks for the revival!
What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital? Manuel.
I thank you.
Top marks for the revival!
What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital? Manuel.
I thank you.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:51 pm
What do you call a frenchman with an elastic foot
Robberto..
I'll get my coat.
Stew
Robberto..
I'll get my coat.
Stew
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:35 am
Favourite old favourite
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:27 pm
My wife once told me: "Sex is so much better on holiday".
I did not appreciate receiving that postcard...
I did not appreciate receiving that postcard...
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:36 pm
what do you call a man with a pack of dogs on his head?
Wolfgang.
I am so sorry but there's more where that came from.
Wolfgang.
I am so sorry but there's more where that came from.
Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 11:48 pm
My wife and I were happy for 30 years.
Then we got married.
Ouch!
Then we got married.
Ouch!
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:01 pm
Gezz these jokes! I just thank God I'm an atheist 
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:14 pm
If you arrive fashionably late in an Atom 3.5, you're just late.
Shots fired... See you in 2019 [mention]Sir Nick[/mention]...
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Shots fired... See you in 2019 [mention]Sir Nick[/mention]...
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Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:53 pm
A warning to all for the holiday period!
be careful about drink driving as we are getting closer to Christmas and Police are out there checking on drivers.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea!
Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave the beast at the pub and took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.
Because I was in a bus they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from......!!
be careful about drink driving as we are getting closer to Christmas and Police are out there checking on drivers.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea!
Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave the beast at the pub and took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.
Because I was in a bus they just waved it past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from......!!
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:54 pm
We'll all fight over who gets your coat 