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Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:49 pm
by Christ
It's really bad - I just thought of it the other day while reading about quantum singularities, studying black holes and their relationship to galaxies.

So there's your context... On to the bad joke.

Who do you call when your Ariel Atom breaks down?












Quantum Mechanics.




Ok, I'll leave now. Sorry.

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:50 pm
by Hedge
As first posts go, that's an unusual one!
Cheers, Hedge

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:29 pm
by MonsieurX
Nice one!

There was another one in relation to someone who just killed himself in an atom:

What do dead Ariel Atom owners get reincarnated into?

Physicists of course! So they get to play better with their Atoms!

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:23 pm
by Heywood-Yablowme
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass... :D    How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:58 pm
by silver
[quote="MadMaxAtom and company"]
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass... :D     How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?
[/quote]

cuz Christ doesn't follow the rulez :angel:

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:33 pm
by benyeats
[quote="MadMaxAtom and company"]
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass... :D     How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?
[/quote]

Posts in this section don't increase post count. 

Ben

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:50 pm
by sebby
[quote="benyeats"]
[quote="MadMaxAtom and company"]
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass... :D     How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?
[/quote]

Posts in this section don't increase post count. 

Ben
[/quote]
Really?

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:50 pm
by sebby
Looks like that's true

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:09 pm
by John H
[quote="seb"]
Looks like that's true
[/quote]
Yep.................no posts in this forum have ever scored any hits on the post counter.............otherwise Alec's true score of 8 trillion would be revealed

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:00 am
by PaulP
Next time there's a get together make sure you invite the new guy.  It'll sure help with the wine.

Do you think his dad might join?

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:12 am
by benyeats
[quote="PaulP"]
Next time there's a get together make sure you invite the new guy.  It'll sure help with the wine.

Do you think his dad might join?
[/quote]

+ bread and fish.

I have spent a bit more time looking at the joke and find it a touch patronising that the word Atom is underlined.

Ben

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:50 pm
by Wmcmanus

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:52 pm
by DarthChicken
[quote="benyeats"]

I have spent a bit more time looking at the joke and find it a touch patronising that the word Atom is underlined.

[/quote]

Well, it IS Christ after all..  :wize:

Re: Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:09 pm
by benyeats
[quote="Wmcmanus"]
This joke reminds me of a scene from Office Space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv5e6xX25I

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mat.jpg



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I love that film.