Joke specific to Ariel Atom automobiles

[Christ]

It's really bad - I just thought of it the other day while reading about quantum singularities, studying black holes and their relationship to galaxies.

So there's your context... On to the bad joke.

Who do you call when your Ariel Atom breaks down?












Quantum Mechanics.




Ok, I'll leave now. Sorry.

[Hedge]

As first posts go, that's an unusual one!
Cheers, Hedge

[MonsieurX]

Nice one!

There was another one in relation to someone who just killed himself in an atom:

What do dead Ariel Atom owners get reincarnated into?

Physicists of course! So they get to play better with their Atoms!

[Heywood-Yablowme]

Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass...     How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?

[silver]

[quote="MadMaxAtom and company"]
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass...      How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?
[/quote]

cuz Christ doesn't follow the rulez

[benyeats]

[quote="MadMaxAtom and company"]
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass...      How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?
[/quote]

Posts in this section don't increase post count. 

Ben

[sebby]

[quote="benyeats"]
[quote="MadMaxAtom and company"]
Christ! Don't let the door hit you in the ass...      How come it shows zero posts for our new jolly joker?
[/quote]

Posts in this section don't increase post count. 

Ben
[/quote]
Really?

[sebby]

Looks like that's true

[John H]

[quote="seb"]
Looks like that's true
[/quote]
Yep.................no posts in this forum have ever scored any hits on the post counter.............otherwise Alec's true score of 8 trillion would be revealed

[PaulP]

Next time there's a get together make sure you invite the new guy.  It'll sure help with the wine.

Do you think his dad might join?

[benyeats]

[quote="PaulP"]
Next time there's a get together make sure you invite the new guy.  It'll sure help with the wine.

Do you think his dad might join?
[/quote]

+ bread and fish.

I have spent a bit more time looking at the joke and find it a touch patronising that the word Atom is underlined.

Ben

[Wmcmanus]

This joke reminds me of a scene from Office Space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv5e6xX25I

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mat.jpg

[DarthChicken]

[quote="benyeats"]

I have spent a bit more time looking at the joke and find it a touch patronising that the word Atom is underlined.

[/quote]

Well, it IS Christ after all.. 

[benyeats]

[quote="Wmcmanus"]
This joke reminds me of a scene from Office Space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv5e6xX25I

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mat.jpg



[/quote]

I love that film.