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Post by John Scherrer » Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:32 am

I know someone who is addicted to brake fluid.

- He says he can stop anytime ..
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Post by AtomMadStew » Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:20 am

I'll get your coat John. 
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Post by John Scherrer » Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:10 pm

:D

How does Moses make his tea?

- Hebrews it.
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Post by John Scherrer » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:01 pm

A girl said she recognsied me from the vegetarian club, but I had never met herbivore.

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Post by dunny » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:45 am

What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head? Sistermatic.

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Post by Karl V » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:09 pm

Dude! This a thread about jokes, not casual nun-bashing.

Top marks for the revival!

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Post by AtomMadStew » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:51 pm

What do you call a frenchman with an elastic foot

Robberto..

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Post by AlanP » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:35 am

Favourite old favourite

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?



You can beat an egg.

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Post by Karl V » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:27 pm

My wife once told me: "Sex is so much better on holiday".

I did not appreciate receiving that postcard...
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Post by dunny » Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:36 pm

what do you call a man with a pack of dogs on his head?
Wolfgang.
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Post by Karl V » Sun Dec 16, 2018 11:48 pm

My wife and I were happy for 30 years.

Then we got married.

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Post by Sir Nick » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:01 pm

Gezz these jokes! I just thank God I'm an atheist :doh:

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Post by Karl V » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:14 pm

If you arrive fashionably late in an Atom 3.5, you're just late.

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Re: Joke

Post by autobackup » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:53 pm

A warning to all for the holiday period!

be careful about drink driving as we are getting closer to Christmas and Police are out there checking on drivers.

Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea!

Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave the beast at the pub and took a bus home.

Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.

Because I was in a bus they just waved it past.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from......!!
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Re: Joke

Post by John Scherrer » Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:54 pm

We'll all fight over who gets your coat ;D
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